Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's an acceptable place to lick
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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