You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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