There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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