If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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