he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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