I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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