Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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