just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Found the puke drawer
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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