that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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