I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
