May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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