God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
