she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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