She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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