Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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