Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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