I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I want a musical about memes.
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