I wanna bring you to show and tell
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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