is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
