like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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