U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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