he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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