You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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