Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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