I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
false alarm, still single
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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