Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
