that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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