don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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