grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
its not stalking. its research.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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