He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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