I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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