i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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