I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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