He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the day after is always just damage control
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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