So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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