I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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