fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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