Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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