Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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