He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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