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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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