Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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