handjob tips. give me some.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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