She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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