Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
