we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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