I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
