Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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