This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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