Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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