yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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