I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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