so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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