i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
