How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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